[VELMA]
Those lips
Those eyes
[EDNA]
That food
Well there ain't nothing like a spread
To get ya in the mood
[VELMA]
Wilbur can't you feel the burning flame
Of hot desire
You're gonna need more than some selzter to
Put out this fire
[EDNA]
I'm wailing:
Look out old Baltimore
[VELMA]
I'm selling something
You can't purchase at a ten cent store
[EDNA]
Oh Wilbur I feel like a princess
Come on and take me to the ball
[VELMA]
I bet you're tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small
[EDNA]
Because I'm..
Big
[VELMA]
Blonde
[BOTH]
And Beautiful
Its time to face the facts its irrefutable
[VELMA]
Why waste one more minute?
[EDNA]
Now I feel brand spanking new
[BOTH]
Hey Wilbur take a look
its all for
[VELMA]
You
[EDNA]
YOU?!